What have you been watching without me telling you what to watch?

1) I saw this at a film festival a year ago. My initial reaction was “that’s great…what the fuck was that?” Then a few days ago some friends of mine sent this to me. Not sure how they found it, but I’m glad they did. Favorite line is “had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears. Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare”.

George Washington

2) The first kid starts off dancing and you think “kinda cool.” Then this spastic kid, who apparently isn’t impressed, comes out and pushes him into a corner. What’s the first kid’s retaliation? He pretends to unzip his pants and unleash his giant penis. So you think this is the coolest part of the dance, right? Not so fast. This is when it gets good. The kid in the orange sweater basically turns into teen wolf by going from incredibly dorky to incredibly cool instantly.

Robot Dance

3) Somehow the person who put this video together confused “sports bloopers” with “terrible sports tragedies”. I’m convinced every person in the first two minutes of this clip died from the “blooper”. But hey, if you mix it with an awful song and a shirtless guy hacky sacking at the end, I’ll be able to look past the fact that I just saw a guy get trampled by a horse.

Sports “Bloopers”

4) I saw the Transformer movie last week. It was exactly what I thought it would be – cool robots, lame people. This clip proves there doesn’t need to be that seperation. Now the question is, are these cool kids doing cool robots or lame kids with lame robots? (Ps. I wish they actually were kids instead of 35 year old men who name their turtles after Lord of The Rings characters)

Real Transformers

5) If you search for Charlie Chaplin, you’ll find some pretty good stuff. For instance…I found this optical illusion from the 70s.

Chaplin Optical Illusion

6) “It didn’t matter if we punched them 2 to 300 times, all they experienced was bruising”.

Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful

7) There’s a lot of Mr. Show on youtube. I couldn’t decide between the “Mt. Everest” sketch, the “Numbers” sketch or the “Pre-Recorded Show” sketch. They’re all good. I suggest taking a sick day and catching up on your Mr. Show.

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