The girl I dated in high school didn’t get my parent’s sense of humor. She thought they were weird and tacky. The predominance of her opinion was based on a piece of “art” my parents exhibited in the entry way. To most people, it was an almost unnoticeable little plastic statue. To her, it was [...]
Entries from March 2008
March 24, 2008
10 Stupid Things I’ve ACTUALLY Done
I put a shirt in the microwave because I wanted it to dry. Little did I know that this doesn’t work at all.
I went to a friend’s work function and after one of his co-workers told a story about how she ruined a client’s ad and felt so guilty about it, I said, “Don’t worry [...]
March 13, 2008
You’re Damn Right I Want Fries With That
For four years I walked by a White Castle two times a day. That’s almost 3,000 times. Some of those times I was too poor to buy a healthy meal. Some of those times I was drunk and craved something greasy. However, I only went in 3 times. The first time was because I had [...]
