Entries from March 2008

March 27, 2008

A Yard Sale for Change

The girl I dated in high school didn’t get my parent’s sense of humor. She thought they were weird and tacky. The predominance of her opinion was based on a piece of “art” my parents exhibited in the entry way. To most people, it was an almost unnoticeable little plastic statue. To her, it was [...]

March 24, 2008

10 Stupid Things I’ve ACTUALLY Done

I put a shirt in the microwave because I wanted it to dry. Little did I know that this doesn’t work at all.
I went to a friend’s work function and after one of his co-workers told a story about how she ruined a client’s ad and felt so guilty about it, I said, “Don’t worry [...]

March 13, 2008

You’re Damn Right I Want Fries With That

For four years I walked by a White Castle two times a day. That’s almost 3,000 times. Some of those times I was too poor to buy a healthy meal. Some of those times I was drunk and craved something greasy. However, I only went in 3 times. The first time was because I had [...]

March 5, 2008

Till Your Hair Hurts

It was time to take a shower when my hair hurt, not a second sooner. I didn’t care if I had mud on my lips or had been sprayed by a skunk, I wasn’t combining soap, water and my skin until my hair felt like a brillo pad that would crunch and crack if I [...]