Picture this:
It’s Christmas morning. You’re ten years old. You don’t slowly wake up as much as explode into a giddy state because of the promise your father had made. For the past few months he’s been promising to buy you a brand new, state of the art, can’t help but be jealous when you see [...]
Entries from April 2008
April 29, 2008
Rules on Spending Free Money
April 24, 2008
Say What You Mean
Ever heard the phrase “do as I do, not as I say,”? How about “do as I say, not as I mean,”?
- What I said -
It’s not a problem.
- What I meant -
Thank you for making me wait for so long. You’ve pushed me to my complete limit and I’ve discovered a whole new [...]
April 21, 2008
Coffee Thoughts
While standing in line at a Starbucks, the mind starts to wander…and wander…
One medium coffee and one tall, soy, cinnamon dolce latte. I hope I have enough money. I should have enough. One medium coffee and one tall, soy, cinnamon dolce latte. I’m not going to say Tall or Grande. I don’t do Starbucks speak. [...]
April 4, 2008
Beware of Awesome
Try to guess which phrase my father forbids me to say:
a) I quit
b) I’ll try
c) How bad could it be
If you knew my father and his less than secret quest to destroy me, you would have guessed the correct answer, C. When it comes to quitting my father said, “The only thing more noble than [...]
